Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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