I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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