he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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