he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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