Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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