Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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