no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize
