you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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