Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.