You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
COCAINE IS GR8