Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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