The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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