ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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