just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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