she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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