On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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