hotel room ftw
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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