eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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