never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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