my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic