I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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