I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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