Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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