They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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