I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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