redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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