That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate