Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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