I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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