You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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