i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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