Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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