okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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