i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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