so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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