I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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