I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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