I can't watch pbs sober anymore
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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