he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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