The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
