So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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