Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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