Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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