i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
