he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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