i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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