Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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