I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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