Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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