Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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