Porn is love you can see.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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