There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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