Just fell off a train. Bad.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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