Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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