Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
This gyro tastes like lonliness
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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